Happy Festivus
Some of you may recall the Seinfeld episode where a new holiday was declared, for those of us who aren't religious and/or don't observe the usual holidays: Festivus, for the rest of us!John and I don't...
View ArticleI need you
Three little words. So simple, the same amount of syllables as "I love you." But for me, so much harder to say.I don't like my neediness. I shun it and reject it, tell myself it's inappropriate. Part...
View Article'Tis the Season to be Tacky
Not to worry, kids -- my holiday grousing is almost over for another year. But I do have one last word.You have to admit, this is the time of year for decorating excess. Of course, some people don't...
View ArticleHappy 2013!
So how was everyone's New Year's Eve? What did you do? Spanking or no spanking? Quiet, raucous or somewhere in between?Ours was definitely quiet. I brought dinner and dessert over, we ate, snuggled...
View ArticleFirst spanking of 2013!
I had to wait all the way to January 2, dammit! (OK, I'm not really complaining. But I did read a whole lot of comments on FetLife about New Year's Eve/Day spankings and I wanted wanted wanted!)Mr. D...
View ArticleCorrespondence Hall of Shame, the New Year edition
Welcome the New Year with a fresh crop of lunacy!I like to think that My training of submissives/slaves is very good.And I like to think I'm 25. We all have our fantasies. What's your point?I would...
View ArticleFurther adventures in photo asshattery
No, no, never fear.... this is not another general rant about photo stealing/reposting/not identifying/etc. This is a very specific rant about a particular type of photo stealing. One that peeves me to...
View ArticleAh, Monday...
How I have missed thee. Of course, Wednesdays were good too, the past couple of weeks. But you guys know how I love my routines and comfort zones. Monday spankings are an old, dear, ouchy friend. Mr. D...
View ArticleSpank Me Quick!
To honor Elvis's birthday this week (he would have been 78 on January 8), I decided to write a spanking parody of one of his songs. You'd think I would have chosen one of his more well-known songs,...
View ArticleGoofy threats
Mr. D is fond of them. Whenever I express dislike or distaste for something or another, he likes to say, "I ought to tie you up and make you"...whatever. Couple of examples?"I ought to tie you up and...
View ArticleOT: Yet more odds and ends -- The Cottage Cheese Trauma
I think I may have aroused some curiosity over the years with some of you, regarding my obsessive aversion to the evil substance known as cottage cheese. It's one thing to dislike a food; there are...
View ArticleCome and get me
Apologies for the delay. I was so sleepy and out of it last night, I couldn't have formed a coherent post. Still feeling kind of out of it today, actually. The sign of a good session. :-)We chatted it...
View ArticleMy strange addiction
I'm going to ramble today. I hope no one minds.It's Wednesday afternoon. I have many odds and ends of things to do, including work. Just finished one project, though, so I'm rewarding myself with a...
View ArticleOh, screw it
Even though the holidays are over, it seems that damned Grumpy Cat is here to stay. Fine. I guess I have a love-hate relationship with that sulky-faced critter -- he reminds me way too much of myself...
View ArticleA bad case of real life interference
Poor Mr. D. He went skiing for the long holiday weekend, only to come home to bad news: His mom is in the hospital. He won't be able to find out any updates on her until tomorrow morning, and in the...
View ArticleRuminations on kinky relativity
I did end up getting some work for this week, so yay, me. Last week, I proofread a manuscript of fetish erotica, and this week, the same author sent me an accompanying novella. Reading the scenarios of...
View ArticleOn my mind: Facebook, hypocrisy, and stomach flu
How's that for an intriguing title?I'll start with the latter and get that out of the way. Wednesday, my stomach felt a bit upset most of the day, but I was able to ignore it for the most part. By that...
View ArticleThe "Catfish" phenomenon
No, I'm not talking about the actual fish. I'm talking about the term that has become fairly well-known in recent years among those of us online. A "catfish" is a person who creates a false identity...
View ArticleMy thoughts on "Shades of Kink"
Tucked away in the mass quantities of digital cable stations is OWN, which is none other than the Oprah Winfrey Network, of course. I'd never tuned to it before (I don't happen to worship on the altar...
View ArticleI'm back
Did you miss me?Sometimes, I run out of things to say. (yes, really) The past few weeks have been uninspiring, to say the least. Stomach virus. Toothaches. Lack of work. Last weekend, John had a raging...
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