(Please note: The following is not meant to be a put-down in any way, shape, or form to those who enjoy being "littles." It's just that because I am not into that, certain phrases within scene don't work for me. This is one such example.)
When I am in the throes of post-spanking subspace, I can be rather euphoric, floaty, silly, blissfully happy. Especially if my vibrator made an appearance after the scene. :-D
Last week, Steve grinned at me in all my sexy-spanky spaciness and said, "You're as giddy as a little girl who just got a lollipop."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"EWW!" I screeched. "Please, no little-girl similes!" This is not what this naked and very much not little woman wanted to hear at that moment.
"Uh, OK," he fumbled. "You're as giddy as a Girl Scout who just got all her merit badges."
Oh, Christ. "That doesn't work either," I said. "Older, please!"
"Ummmm..." He thought for a few seconds, then: "OK, how about this -- you're as giddy as a college girl who just got a wink from the captain of the football team!"
(heavy sigh) Marginally better -- at least now I was of age!!
FFS, your toppiness, work on that, will ya? ;-) However, I should warn you: If you go to the opposite extreme and say something like "You're as giddy as a grandma on a double dose of Geritol," I will punch your lights out.
